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Yeah, this is just half of a salami, Scott.
The soup was the thing that made me feel
Wait.
Hey, what's the big surprise?
or is it like a say?
Enjoy.
♪ And that other time ♪
I probably shouldn't smooch you.
So, what are we gonna do, Mrs. H?
I really was into you.
let's split up and look for him.
(chuckles) Agreed. Other mothers are losers.
I didn't do that.
Oh, is that where we are?
(zipper opening)
where they have all these advertisers and...
Okay?
All right, now, for the note, grab a pen. All right.
I asked for a whiskey on the rocks.
I went to Spiders' to find Josh to tell him that I'm the one
Where is Josh? He's missing this.
Wait. I don't have my keys.
Did anyone interfere with him in the bathroom?
You're home!
I thought you were Miss Douche.
The truth. It's all about context, right?
You can't miss something like this
Eh, whatever.
Oh, so this is our dynamic now?
Okay, I'll handle it, never mind.
ALL: ♪ So maternal ♪
(chuckles)
- For starters, the parking lot is huge. - Hmm.
When did Heather get famous?
Yes, just a quart of chicken soup.
Oh, this is such a Rebecca Bunch move!
but, I mean, you know,
- (phone beeps) - ♪ ♪
PODCAST HOST: You're listening to "MomTime Daily."
I realize now that all this time,
Go I'm-I'm so sorry, Paula.
Josh? What are you doing here?
and then, a switch gets flipped
my husband "accidentally" falls into another woman's vagina.
that I need for my iced mocha, you son of a bitch!
talking to his parents very firmly, and saying
Oh, he did post on Instagram.
You know what, it's okay.
It's a thing that happens.
I swear, I can do it.
I put your son at risk.
Did anything happen to him in the club?
ANNA: Wow.
(under his breath): Ah, man. So let's put it this way.
(exhales)
Soju?
♪ Duh ♪
Why would I be weird about it?
Oh, God.
(quietly): No.
Had some toxic relationships.
I just... I have made a million mistakes with my kids.
I'm doing a little something special.
Where's my volcano?
The lava was just made of chewable mints and soda pop.
that are meant to exploit... O.M.G., it's my ex.
I know why you're crying.
No. He's not in this club.
Always, in friendship,
♪ It comes easily ♪
I mean, I threw him out,
Tommy?
Oh, she's more than not bad,
Are you sure you know what you're signing up for?
How am I supposed to do all this?
Okay, calm down.
I had sex with Tanya.
dirty man ice!
Um, it's The Teen Sports Awards
How does it feel to be sleeping with a model?