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men who fly drones,
the minute that I try to pursue my dreams,
(exhales) Rebecca?
(laughs) Up top.
All right. Let's take a quick break
Blam!
I have an idea.
Sorry, so I'm not a doctor, so I cannot
- So, she'll never forgive me. - Totally.
I can wait.
(exhales loudly)
I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, okay.
Yes, you are.
District Nine will take Tommy to the Capitol!
Pornography is to sex,
So, it's a selfie.
what you're taking on.
I'm trying to look at boobs.
we're over.
This one girl, get this, quit her job
Hey, tell you what?
♪ It's instinctual, I'm a natural ♪
And I was hoping you would come.
When a nigga says it was an accident:
Really? That's where we're setting the bar?
Actually, you know what? Don't say "Chan," just "Josh."
Okay. Thanks.
it is so much harder than it looks.
No, I got to go.
- It means so much that you're here. - Mmm.
Yeah, I'm not even gonna say hi.
Ready for the note? Great.
Quoted Shakespeare and stuff.
I put our family at risk and...
Paula, if it's... if it's not about us,
♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh. ♪
(normal voice) Yeah, wow, I mean,
(quietly) Ah, okay...
Um... okay, I-I'm here to help.
I found this note taped
♪ ♪
Oh, here comes the Soup-Stealer, duck!
The apology tears in your eyes...
I got to find him and tell him.
So, what do you think?
How will I find out who sent me that soup?
Too formal, I agree.
you need to ask Brendan to help you.
I thought he wouldn't remember one soup order,
Whatever, white man.
Didn't that feel good?
I'm not sure. Oh, God, I feel really bad.
Oh, my God. You found out?
Okay, this is really awkward, um,
They're not ironic and I really need your help right now.
adult sexual behavior.
Tell us about the boyfriend, girlfriend.
Um, you know what,
Tommy, can you see me?
Okay, Paula. So I full-on lost your son,
(whispering)... we both know that Brendan is kind of a lost cause.
just binge-watch a TV show?
Got it.
♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪
(gasps softly)
Do you think Anna's taking care of him?
And I look at it a lot, especially in the last few weeks
If I had skipped Presidential Classroom
- ♪ ♪ - (indistinct chatter, whooping)
but I promise I will find him...
Okay, look, it's gonna be the weekend,
This is...
She has her issues.
Okay, never mind, let's start over.
(chuckles) Yes.
if you don't want to be friends with me anymore.
Tommy, lunch!
called "MomTime Daily" that I started listening to
- Well... uh... - Eh...
You know, this place is not that bad
Wait... Wait, this is okay... Are you sure?
- (phone chimes) - ... have to be vigilant.
(sniffling)
I guess you have a
I got to get her, like, right this second.