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I asked him what he wanted to do and he said no So he's sweeping
I know, I know! And I've only been playing for, like, an hour.
No tongue.
- Next. - Well, we're starving.
Oh, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
You know what? It really creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes.
My bipolar life.
Okay, for, like, six months before Carol and I split up...
...and there was nothing going on. - This makes sense.
Uh-huh. Carol, so were we.
I can do more than cook.
There you go.
She and Susan are going to a poetry reading together.
No way are you cool enough to pull off "Clint."
I mean, there's never gonna be a President Joey.
- Maybe in L.A. - Yes.
I got new sheets. I'm making him a very fancy meal.
Susan's gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.
- That's so nice. Oh, oh! - Ha, ha.
I Mean, There's Never Gonna Be A President Joey.
Okay, I work in fashion.
- That sounds like a plan. - Heh.
Okay.
It does not.
Oh, wow.
BOTH: Hey.
There’s never gonna be a President Joey
From now on, I have no first name.
So, farm birds, huh?
You don't think your son will think it's yours and be traumatized?