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First order of business,
I killed her in the Congo.
This is bad. This is real bad.
Great! I knew he couldn't survive without me.
Who fact-checked this shit?
These guys get so nervous before they perform.
No more soap in your pancakes...
The point is, I learned to do my hair myself
Well, I'm on level one of the house,
So you must not think of me as a mother at all.
Relax, mommy's here.
The only thing I'm offering
But I never looked so good.
Bukkake
Who's doing this to me?
Maple syrup stuck-stuck.
Yeah, she's pretty pissed.
is getting the wine.
♪ wah wah wah wah
What are you talking about?
You know who had to set the table tonight? Me.
What? No mom?
Mm-hmm. What's your point?
Because of your foolishness, Avocadbro is dead!
No more mimosas!
A-and I even got you this stupid card.
Who's up next, Charlie?
But not to you.
Let's not get bogged down in the details
♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say
Mommy-free. Sans mommy.
Cut off her head and put it in a bag!
He was abandoned by his mother,