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It's working about as well as that animal sobriety checkpoint.
when ur friend asks u for sex without stuttering
Oh, you mean plumb.
Thanks for the ride.
so I can't get arrested.
Yeah, I'd like to bet a hundred bucks.
take a day off from needing repairs, am I right? (chuckles)
and we were wondering if you'd have sex with her for $500.
I am a dancer, not a gigolo!
Oh, hey, it's that guy.
Excuse me, sir.
Um, I'm making a lot of money.
You should really go for it.
Well, I hope you're not actually doing that gigolo thing.
Got to do some more picketing.
♪ Union's been on strike ♪
("Workin' for a Livin'" by Huey Lewis and the News playing)
You want to pick a team?
But please stitch me up.
HOOKER 1: I never liked prostitutes
Did you win the lottery? No.
due to weather in Philly!
Hello, ladies.
God, I'm so embarrassed.
trying to use an empty bottle of hand soap.
Can you find it in yourself to forgive me,
Ha! Nice work, Pedro!
Boy, I have a whole new respect for Hayden Panettiere.
♪ All the things that make us ♪
(tires screeching)
Um, this ain't a life vest, sista.
Is that a dead mouse?
You ask him for papers?
I don't know, Brian, it looks straight to me.
Time to become creative
Brian, it's not your break.