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(GROANS)
JIM: I don't really know Ronni.
So what is going on, girl in the computer?
I will be a little fish in the Big Apple.
Stephanie
so corporate upped the prize to five days.
I want you to apologize to this Beautiful, beautiful woman for forcing her to walk five miles Which for her is basically a death march
Hey! Hey!
But I have a feeling I will get to know her very well
(PAM CHUCKLES)
because I really want to have washboard abs
Yes, I've replaced Angela as head of the Party Planning Committee.
Wet Tuna.
All right, I'm taking off.
I just can't wait.
Hey, check it out.
I think I never really processed 9-11.
a little weight loss contest between the branches.
Look where my seats were.
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
Happy Birthday, Shannon
I've been sitting all day.
I once went 28 years Without having sex
Hello, baby. How are you?
and maybe go to Bungalow 8 with John Mayer.
so I might be back a little late.
happy birthday, Brian!
I'm just going to take five days off anyway.
I just didn't inflate it all the way.
So how was your date?
You lost 31 pounds.
Oh. No.
I have a crazy idea.
Ela, ela, eh, eh
It is ugly.
Are you insane? Hey, hey.
I'm taking my dumplings.
When you're stuck in the office and all you want is dumplings
"24 hour veterinarian on call."
I guess the harness wasrt strapped in exactly right.
You have to... You have to agree with me. That's insane.
Hey, Dwight. RYAN: Okay.
lauren thomson wants the cutters! no i don't want the cutters ashley!
Come on, man. She goes to New York in, like, 10 minutes.
Me: My neighbors when they see me living my effing life:
that he was coming back to town. And I called the temp agency
You lost one pound.
That's how I sleep at night.
I did. Why?
Fired guy
You're shaking. Are you all right?
Who's that woman in Michael's office with the feet?
(ALL CHEER)
How do you feel about Maine?
Hi. Hi.
No, Michael.
So you have the directions? Yeah.
It's nice to have visitors.
She's DJ Jazzy Flax and she is the best
I should really get going.
What are you doing?
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
(PAGER BUZZING)
(PAGER BUZZING)
I love... I love Counting Crows.
There. Take those home to your wife.
The bad news is, we're not doing very well,
Okay, bye. Okay.
Yeah, she is. And clinically insane.
Happy birthday mush
Br Haley just made the list
You want more? No.
I like her fingernails.
But what have you learned about her?
You all need to learn some portion control.
Happy Birthday, Nathan