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Wow! Your first day at the new school.
Well done. Now let me validate your parking.
At my old school, I got so many A's, the teachers didn't even check my work!
Lisa, I re-graded your paper from the other day
and now I date the starting point guard for the L.A. Clippers.
No windows, no parking and a man died here.
People, I'm not who you think I am.
Those are last year's shoes!
Take this as a warning, kids. Bart Simpson is the ultimate bad boy.
Mom, that's brilliant!
- Could you? - First, riddle me this.
Their school system's the best!
- The what? - It's just a formality
Lego spaceship, poorly assembled.
BIG TONY: You wanted a powwow, Chief?
that would be A+ in my book.
(EX CLAIMS ANGRILY)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go meditate and smoke.
Get him and string him up!
I can't afford this place. It's way too fancy. Sometimes there's not a train going by.
(SNORING)
I love tapas.
(SIGHS)
Now if you'll excuse me, our company just went bankrupt.
Lousy hangover.
(GASPS)
Tempting, tempting. Where's the bathroom?
Fine! You can have your key back!
Superintendent Chalmers! What are you doing at another school?
- Hey! - Come on!
You can come home when the heat's off.
Four walls?
Get education fraudulently
(GASPS)
Because if you feel you have to put what you are on your shirt,
(TRUMPET BLOWING)
You have a show?
- I heard he burned down his old school. - I heard he killed a groundskeeper.
Not to worry. At this school, we've got a clean slate.
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Mrs. Simpson, let me pour you a drink.