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I was at my workstation when suddenly...
Here he is after a visit from the sandman.
...just the way it is.
Marge, you tie up the bathroom every morning. I've gotta wash my hair.
- Homer, tell the story right. - Okay.
Until then, please keep this to yourselves.
- Why don't you ask for a raise. - Yeah, a raise.
Here's Bart sleeping.
Had you reacted differently, why, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test.
...bongo head!
Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson. You're pregnant.
Fuck You
That's for employing me for eight years.
- Hey, Uncle Al, can Homer have a job? - Sure.
There. Aaronson and Zowkowski are the two biggest gossips in town.
- We'll never catch them now. - Incorrect. Look, a canal.
Oh, really? THEN WHY IS SHE NOT BREATHING THEN, RUNT?! 'Cause I'm teaching him how to hold her breath.
...and island rhythms.
"Don't forget: You're here forever."
...what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.
Oh, really? THEN WHY HE IS NOT BREATHING THEN, CHEVY! Cause I'm teaching him how to hold his breath!
Lovely desk. It would be too bad if someone...
My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials...