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...to break what's left of your spirit.
That night, your mom and I went out for a romantic evening...
- Where are you going? - You can't expect a person...
That's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
Yes, the special de-motivational plaque...
I needed more money to support my growing family.
TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO!
bowling gutter ball
Oh, I can't go on with this charade. I hate my job. I hate my life.
- You're worried about telling Dad. - Why do you say that?
It's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world...
It might interest you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again.
Hey, you're the best.
Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example.
And only one of you kids can go to college.
Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.
- No. - Okay, then.
We're doomed. Doomed, I tells you!