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TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO TWO--
I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one.
Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
Another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
There will be exactly enough money for you, me, Bart and Lisa...
Oh, Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy.
Here's a cute one. He's all tuckered out.
And that is that.
...an unwanted pregnancy?
Seb is gonna make it after all
...your mother was pregnant.
My wife? Where? Where?
You're a pin monkey?
- I feel happy now. Hey. - Boy, this is fun.
I hope things stay exactly like this forever.
Oh, just that one time.
Am I to take it that this is...
And since I quit, I can do anything I want.
- I quit, and I came to get my job back. - Through there.
That new baby in your mother's womb was a ticking time bomb...
- Okay, TV off. It's family time. - But, Marge...
This was the happiest time of my life.
Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.
It's wonderful. It's magical. Oh, boy.
Who's ready? Bowling.
I've come up with a perfectly balanced budget.
Sure, we will, Mr. Homer. Sure, we will.
It looks like we have two.
Faster, Knightboat. Gotta catch those starfish poachers.
Steve. I mean, Al, I think I deserve a raise.
Actually, your mother hadn't told me yet.