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So, after we pick up my allergy medication...
Um, so Lily brought home lice from school.
No matter what happens, I couldn't be prouder.
No, no, no. You-You didn't wake me.
Referee sprayed some disinfectant on the mats. I got some in my eye.
Jim Perlowe, this is my sister, Claire Dunphy.
Pretty funny, isn't it? That's right, it's me, Ol' Squeaky Shoes.
He suggested one of us wear a hidden camera in our boutonniere.
♪ Hey,♪♪
Why do you keep calling it a "she"?
I mean, I'm with her right now. I think I'd know.
Okay, she's not leaving.
Then there was a lot of foot-stomping and cane-snapping and monocle-smashing.
What the hell was that?
- Listen, you just- - What kind of monster...
Yeah. Do you want to lie down with me, Daddy?
♪ Hey, hey♪
Nope! There's my little bra-snapper right there.
I'm a little rusty. Do you remember when we used to call you "Little Rusty"?
No. When I was in the caveman exhibit, I discovered fire exits.
Yes.
- Our kids are wrestling each other. - Are you kidding?
He didn't use to be that self-conscious before high school.
and a hundred percent chance of us freaking her out.
- What? - You don't hear that?
- But, Claire, let's just cut to the chase. - Uh-huh?
Make up your mind! Which is it?
She'll trust you. You're kind of dressed like an animal trainer.
Aah!
Yeah.