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- Hey, Mort. - Oh, God! Don't hurt me!
Starting Monday, I'd like to promote you to head of toy development.
Bam!
The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory shall be torn down
It's eerie, isn't it? Like looking into the future.
and sent her off to the poop. "
Agh!
Yes, I'm calling you drunkie, and there's nothing you can do about it...
- Duh... - Ot.
Our top story: Doreen, I lost your phone number.
"It seems today that all you see
You holding up all right?
Take that, you bastard! Nobody makes a fool out of Mort Goldman!
After today, only half the people who called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.
Uh, yea, kind shrew.
I'll be watching him from the stands,
Verbal Agreement
thou must explainest to me thy very peculiar electronic wand.
Are all the other men out of the shower yet?
Aaaghhh!
Invite Mr Weed to dinner and show him what you have to offer.
Thanks, but no thanks, Coach. I've lived my dream.
What were you doing with my girl?
- Oh. Well, did you save it? - Uh, no.
What are you doing? I spent hours soldering that costume for you.
- I'm just trying to understand the rules. - If I see you again, I'll kill you!
Finally, we go to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa,