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Oh, God.
Just thank God for your Pandemic Special.
Without any employees?
and I know we will all thrive as elementary schoolteachers.
God dammit!
Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle.
I don't need to go to Build-A-Bear! Fellas?
Everyone's talking about the special, Sharon.
_
For what?
for a child to understand,
You got some shit on your face.
Yeah, it's real. Come on!
and I'll be out of my room having to hang out with you!
That's enough!
It was COVID-related.
Yes, they're open, but we are not the Johnsons,
your fucking marijuana!
these shutdowns anymore,
No! Never!
Tegridy Farms' weed has seen a 400% increase in sales
Officer Johnston.
I'm talking about normal like three days ago
We are a community.
That doesn't make any sense!
I don't even know how to talk to them.
Okay. Okay.
And then a few hours ago, this thing appeared on his face.
♪ Social distancing ♪
Sweetie, it's all going to be over soon.
Is your dad home, Kyle? We need to talk to a lawyer.
Okay. Thank you very much!
Huh. That's weird.
and this is our homeroom teacher's assistant,
- So?! - "So?" What the fuck?
Stanley!
Yeah, we care way more about what's right than you do, bitch!
I know this has all been really hard on you, Stanley.
You opened the school and gave us barely enough resources
Spoken like a true redneck!
Then why hasn't he even called?!
Why would I do that?
It's time for me to own up to everything.
We can vaccinate them without them even knowing!
I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now.
There's no real proof that a mask
Teachers are reporting there's no cause for alarm
Here we are, Butters! Look... you made it!
You're just gonna haveto trust me, okay?
how did a transmitted disease get from a bat to a human?
with Disney and Mickey Mouse. You remember all that?
Okay, uh, um...
Why did you send that to me?
I have something that might change all of this.
Drive me back to the farm, Sharon.
Shit, shit, get back! Back, back, back, back!
I fucking hate kids. I can't be a teacher.
Here you go. Just sign right there.
For Christ's sake... The entire town is in chaos!
These are people who have recently lost their jobs
Any drugs or alcohol?
but we believe now that something somehow...
This is what you've all been looking for, right?
then sell the fucking thing!
Which one you want? You want the panda?
totally beyond our control, we have lost most of our funding.
What thing?