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So we will be keeping your kids here,
Aaaah! God!
Do you want to talk about it?
We got an appointment!
Alright, men!
And since the students broke quarantine,
that Tegridy Weed is having a Pandemic Special!
All right, that was about five minutes.
I'll just ask you all to keep a good distance away.
Oh, just give us one minute!
Our teaching staff does not feel safe to return.
This is a violation of our freedom! Who's with me, guys?!
Are you... a pandemic specialist?
Is it really for reals?
One day I’ll get to say ….keep watching
Are you out of your mind?
Look, it doesn't matter.
No!
Hey, can we have some of that Pandemic Special?
But if you need to talk...
while others think that... Sorry.
M'kay? I can do this all day!
What if hit someone in started crying? I can say sorry or I Can Hug Them!
Jimbo's a fat alcoholic who'd be in the hospital anyway.
And what exactly is pholidota?
The mayor has called for help from infectious disease experts,
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooh, boy!
How can this happen, doctor?
we'll finally be able to unlock what caused a virus
Where are the car keys?
Which one do you want?
No, in a class, with real teachers!
Stan, you really need employee assistance with this.
Can everyone hear me m'kay?
Butters you get back to cutting down that stupid tree in the yard Or your two are grounded for life
That's it.
- Here's to China! Ha ha! - To China!
Everyone listen up.
- every other day... - They can't do that!
Oh, come on! What kind of animal
Stan's right. If we want things
Hey, hey, hey! W-Whoa! W-What are you guys doing?!
Ooh! Tell Fauci to shove it up his ass
They said I'd have to wait until April.
You were all exposed to a student here
to a certain bat in Wuhan.
children are getting ready for their first day of class.
M'kay. One of our fourth graders
But... we have hired all new teachers. M'kay.
Oh, what a folly a shower seems
Just make sure you smoke it, okay?
What?! Fucking what?! Ha ha.
We were able to break down the virus enough
I'm looking for who to blame.
in Wuhan, but from a species called pholidota.