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Well, I'm not so sure that's such a good idea, either.
You want this to go away? It’s gonna be $50 upfront and a blowjob later.
To the library.
and then she starts having conniptions
Ralphie's the one sticking her,
It's 50 bucks to me plus a blow job later on.
It's like you have this underlying cynicism
I have recipes--
You're an asshole then.
Yeah, now, get in the car.
Hey, that guy cut the line.
All we can do...
Someone like Caitlin from Bartlesville, Oklahoma...
I'm going to law school in two short years.
At what point, what does that mean?
What?
Oh, where do you get the balls to come here?
The questions, the whining,
Meadow.
I bet I know what would cheer you up.
The guy from "Wings", you know him?
Caitlin, why don't we go over to the health center?
She paged me, she's at her parents.
It's a loan, I'm juicing her.
You know you're gonna make at least half a "g" in there.
It beats working for a living.
Since when did I become the butler?
Ralphie, I love you.
My son.
Stunad!
Do you really think I'd subject one of my friends to Caitlin?
I have to suffer through their movies too?
You started this conversation.
Every advantage, this kid.
She does it all the time now.
What is this, a handsome contest?
Are you out of your fucking mind layin' your hands on me?
I had to quit school when I was in 11th grade
Let's go.
The fuck you doing?
I stopped feeling bad the second I saw that grade.
Hey, what are you doing home, don't you have class?
Get the fuck out of here, Ralph!
I'm talking primo plan, i got an A
If it's a girl, we'll name it Tracee after you.
This guy ever stop breaking balls?
What am I looking at?
I'm gonna head upstairs.
Right, tough guy?
They don't have à la carte sides at outback steakhouse!
Good evening, may I offer you a cocktail before dinner?
Ralphie.
What's this, almost?