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(GASPS)
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It's a nice day for a white wedding
No son of mine will be marched down the aisle at the barrel of a ray gun!
I'm the worst mom in the world.
(ALL GASP)
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(MOANING)
I wouldn't feel right going to the bathroom with no one watching.
This dermal magnifier will show the extent of the damage.
(ALL GASP)
Die, happy couples.
All right, boys. She's not letting go.
Can't you do both?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
They're not true friends.
heated water and two-sided sponges?
Six feet by eight?
Welcome aboard.
And what I don't use, I'm gonna return for store credit!
I like 'em small and bug-eyed.
The institute of shut-your-fat-face!
Oh...
But I whittles what I sees.
that wait for you upon your release.
All right, I plugged your book. Now, put down the gun.
I get a full-blown case of the cooties.
(GRUNTS)
(SINGING) Store credit, store credit, store credit
I think girls are icky pants.
I understand.
Silent anger, the cornerstone of a successful marriage.
Now, take that kid away.
So, you thought you'd pull a fake wedding, eh? You're under arrest.
Love you!
Oh, my God! We're sealed in!
Now, sweetie, you shouldn't hang around with people who beat you.
My baby boy is in jail.
Well, that's the end of my shift. See you Monday.
Yeah. I'm gonna scam this town out of so many presents.
This prank is my Sgt. Pepper's.