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Sharon called me a cracker.
- Two days. - Feels like three.
That's when I made one of the biggest mistakes I'd made in some time.
Afternoon, suspendees, Ted. Guess who's back from the vet?
For you, that would be the 17-year-old that tells you to fill all the ketchups.
Ever. But he hangs on your every word.
The dog. I don't know why, but all cats hate me.
Coffee's kicking in. Back in four minutes.
It's harder if your patient has dementia and can only say one word.
To a total loser. This guy's making me move out of Mom's attic.
- Real soon. - Wait.
Mr Pickles, welcome back.
You don't need to be embarrassed. It happens all the time.
- Why are you here? - My boyfriend is in New Zealand.
Relax. I have a secret weapon.
Good God, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you.
No, they wanted me.
That's when I made one of the biggest mistakes I'd made in some time.
I've got a drug addict who'll say things will be different,
Thanks for loaning me this shirt. I got compliments from the sisters.
That's just rude is what that is.
It's been great hanging with you.
Baxter, speak.
Thanks. I didn't get that mammogram-mobile job.
You sick bastard.
- I really like having you around. - No, you don't.
what did Peter Piper pick a peck of?
then try and take my watch again.
I miss Sean. This long-distance thing is killing me.
No, they wanted me.
On the plus side, his temperature's 99.9, so sayonara, Mr Bober.
then my hospital would be liable.
Baxter won't get out of my chair.
But you have me confused with somebody who gives a crap.
Don't put your skivvies in the freezer. My Popsicles taste like fabric softener.
but he gets to run around in my backyard wearing a foam suit
- We have the makings of a dog pile. - Don't.
And my own personal favourite of all time, man falling off a cliff.
- I'm waiting for my brother. - Isn't that perfect?
- Pickles. - I'm sorry, Mr Bober.
Mr Pickles, welcome back.
And with an open fly, no less. Made you look. A twofer.