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No, I don't think that this book really
- This is it? - Timmy!
A tampon made from Cherokee hair! Now that sounds natural!
Oh. So I can keep it then?
"Don't be a smart-ass"?
This is a dreamcatcher!
Boys, I have an announcement to make.
What Kyle really needs is a new kidney.
All right, look, why don't we skip roll call?
"Touch me."
Just the sight of those breasts
All right, Butters, let's go.
Do you have any new holistic items for sale?
is to flush those toxins out of our system.
Don't you see how serious this is?
Looks like if we cut here and here...
Oh, dude, you know when you're laughing so hard
do you ever have those heavy flow days?
Yes, of course. But we don't have a kidney donor!
Oh, yeah, now this is getting good.
Well, perhaps I could see my way to giving up a kidney.
No problem, man.
Four dozen Cherokee-hair tampons, please.
7-Eleven is a great place to work for years and Let's watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid
and everyone follow me!
And you better hope and go to hell when you have nigga!
I need about $10 million.
has been known for ages to be strong and powerful!
But what does that have to do with me?
I don't want you to die until I do.
Let's start with roll call.
like a penis.
How much?
Here!
Mom,
Oh, yeah. We love the Earth, man.
Holistic medicine is about nature!
Jesus Christ.
Oh, here's everybody!
so I can destroy the Ganjeez on Cluster 5.
- Isn't that funny, sweetie? - Oh! I am so pissed off!
CALVIN SEEMS TO BE GETTING WORSE
Look, I've seen women read these things!