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KELLY: Come on!
No! It's okay. I will do this, Michael.
Who's next? Briana? Where is Briana? Briana is never here today
Hey, Pam. I have a very important job for you today.
Okay? I'm interviewing for a job at corporate.
KELLY: On "three". DWIGHT: On the "go" that's after "three".
It's very simple. There are only three rules.
The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim,
I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
(GRUNTING)
God. He's... He's a comedian.
Gil can come if he wants.
Pam, you’re missing things
I didn't wanna cast a pall over our fun Beach Day.
sudden death, Tribal Council round
come back, deposit their egg in the pail.
You know, not their hotness, per se,
I personally have cooked up enough
You want us to count to three?
Toby, we...
I don't want to do anything. I'm dying.
I've been trying to be more honest lately, and I just need to say a few things.
KELLY: Dwight, stop it!
Stop your eating!
and interview for a job we have opening up in corporate.
...God...
DWIGHT: Abdomen.
but their humor and their charisma,
I am deducting 60 points from Voldemort
But I'm not kidding, I really wanna do it.
Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?
Stop, stop, stop. There's a hole. DWIGHT: Move it!
and I'm the most qualified, and I'll probably get it, all right?
I did not know that it would be impossible.
Who's next? Andy, where is Andy? Andy is never here today.
Then I will name your team the Red Team.
It's Beach Day. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
Nobody told me they were using cock lard
that I will pick randomly off the top of my head without thinking.
That's what being a good captain is about.
How do you like that?