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I had my Jimmy waxed 7 times last week. I busta copin yo nigga ass shit.
If you have a stepdad riding your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap. Grind! No more stepdad.
I had the same thing with my mom yesterday. I'm all like:
Pass this up.
Holy crap!
GLOCK! GLOCK!
- Bye now. Roy! - Divorce is stupid.
the girls want to play truth or dare tomorrow.
Our moms won't even let us smoke.
You have to build a clubhouse! So all four of us can sit in it and play truth or dare!
Stanley, if you think it's so important to keep interrupting my class,
- Don't snap at me! - I didn't snap at you.
What the hell is going on in this cartoon?
- Fine! - Fine!
Oh Stan. You're so young you just don't get it.
- Fine! - Fine that's fine!
Well I just thought I'd tell you that me and Kenny have finished our clubhouse,
No Kenny, you can't look. I'm the forman.
But ma, I have to go get the girls to...
- Cartman! We shot your Bosnian fat ass! - Yeah you're dead!
- Man Fat Abbot! My stepdad popped me in mah eye! - Stepdad! You gotta off his ass!
Come on dude, we have to hammer faster!
Yeah bitch! School in summer time! Open your fucking ass nigga hole or I'll pop your bitch ass!
You think you slick you punk ass blassemous dopefeed bitch.
- Whatsa matter Kyle? - It's just wrong that's all!
I could sleep for days on those perk cheeks let me tell you.
Yeah, it's my body. My mom always gives me shit for smoking, but it's my body,