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Oh, this sucks! I can't jack off to this!
and use your time when they call your name.
Might be some Internet, sure,
- Looking for some Internet. - You and everyone else.
All clear for procedure.
Gerald. Please help us.
- Yeah, they've got it here. - All right!
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Let's get some Brazilian fart porn in there!
- Dad, the Internet's not working! - I know that, okay?
It's about a mile down the road.
I knows it 'cause I seen it.
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Barely a bar a signal.
Jesus, it's statewide.
What do you want us to do?
I haven't jacked off in over two weeks.
Red Cross volunteers will direct you to your campsite.
- What did you say? - Uh, you go ahead, Sharon.
Everyone, get your stuff. We can take my car.
Uh, there might be some Internet still in California and parts of Florida,