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"The government has sent their best people to the Internet
Yeah, how'd you know?
Your Internet's not working, Gerald! Face it!
Each family gets 40 seconds of Internet per day.
We'll be happy to bring you up on current events
So we're headed out Californee way.
Everyone in the car. We have to beat them there.
You don't understand. I need the Internet to jack off.
And that's about all we know.
it could one day be gone forever.
Is it possible that...
This Sucks! I cant Jack off to this
We all got used to seeing lots of really pervrted stuff on the Internet,
We now have a reporter on the scene.
It's back? It's back!
Well, sorry.
# I'm going down the road feeling bad.
Get out of the way, Peterson!
All they got is a little Internet.
It all comes down to this.
It-it's Channel 4 News.
There was nothing! Not one scrap of Internet!
No. No, our Internet can't be broken.
Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths
Oh, yeah...
And finally,
Nobody understands pure love!
- How do you know? - Because we just came from there!
We must use the Internet only when we need it.