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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Find a bachelor pad and put out a sign:
You've got beautiful features, lovely skin.
I care about your comfort.
No, believe me. That's only used in the circus for elephants.
The Masai Bushmen wear these great sandals...
Zenyatta Mondatta
- Give me the money. - We've got the...
But you’re an anti-palestite! Can you blame me?!
...at The Tonight Show on Thursday?
How's that gonna happen?
You’re both going bald. You swallow herring whole.
- Jerry- - Look, sister, go get yourself...
You coming to The Tonight Show?
NOT ON MY WATCH
Let me see this pamphlet.
Ringworm! Ringworm!
That’s the Isosceles 450. I don’t sell that one.
Yeah, I know. His phlebitis is acting up.
Know what this means? My parents are gonna go back to Florida.
Jai alai.
Well, they were humiliated.
-JERRY- Look, sister, go get yourself a Cup Of Coffee, All Right? Beat It
- Yeah? - You know what they got in Florida?
He has no idea who you are.
The High Holy Days in the temple? Rabbi, anti-Semite.
No one tells the Barkasi's what to do!
We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court...
- ... wash these very well. - Mrs. Seinfeld, choose a glass.
The price? Your soul.
Well, keep looking.
Just a second. I have to go to the bathroom.
FACT If I don't have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual.
Oh, Elaine.
That’s right.