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Okay, what do we do now?
I shall become more powerful
without all those people running around
and we'll leave it at that.
Seriously. Just go up to him and give him
[DEEP SOUTH ACCENT] and ask your sugar daddy.
[SNIFFS]
I'm back from Japan.
Seriously. You can have every bit of money
These are like, um,
Wow. I-I am sorry to interrupt.
[MAKES SWOOSHING NOISE]
I'd have enough left over to roll around in naked.
Now, I-- I'm sorry, where was I?
That's actually how they say hello in Japan.
This is a real sword?
of various cultures.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, hold, hold on!
so that you guys wouldn't think I was...weird.
I took all the stock tips you gave me, and...
Yay!
That's okay. But I think we've all seen you shake
All right. I am ordering you a new chair.
Yeah. Joe was asking about it--
JIMMY: You're gonna love this!
Hey, you know, in Japan you're allowed to eat seaweed.
Have you ever lost something very dear to you?
Yeah, I know, Matthew. It's called Chinese food.
I almost forgot you had presents.
DAVE: Yes?
No. Come on, I'm serious here, Beth.
I'm sorry, he gave me $500 a tip,
Oh, hey, Bill's a grownup.
It's $2000. He gave me--
Oh, my, you would of-- You would have loved it.
Mr. James, why won't you share your knowledge with me?
All I did was sell someone something
Yeah, right now.
Mmm, bup.
Well, what are you letting me wave this thing around for?
Actually, I think it's pronounced sumimasen,
into a little company called--
Oh, excuse me.