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Now, you see Matthew over there? Uh-huh.
Ah, Matthew, do you mind
DAVE: Listen, there's absolutely no favoritism at play here.
Strange people, strange customs.
Uh, Amalgamated Turbine.
Joe. Joe, come here for a sec.
Well, Bill, if life were fair,
office supply whore? I--
Lisa.
No. I think in Matthew's world,
Twenty.
DAVE: I'm on your side. LISA: I know.
if you just asked him right.
...very sharp. Very sharp.
JOE [HIGH PITCHED VOICE]: Whoo-whooo!
[SCREECHES]
two or three Ferraris,
for Amalgamated Turbine,
Stand back, everyone.
It's a katana sword.
Oh, my God! See how it is?
That's the best way.
the unknown.
one of your sex looks, and--
That would explain the hairdo.
I had the plane ticket and everything, and I--
Well, I'm not actually a thief.
I have never ever been
No. Look.
Oh, I know exactly what you mean. I've been to Canada.
Lisa, I'm out of thumbtacks.
Would you mind getting out from underneath the table?
Per share. Per what? Per what?
Mm-hm.
I was thinking more along the lines
My what?
the company that makes them just got a government contract
Just lie back, close your eyes...
What's wrong?
in my entire consumer goods portfolio.
Oh, no.
Oh, honeybunch, if life were fair,
Per share. How many shares did you buy?