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Answer her. That's your wife.
No, we were just playing.
Hayley, can you wrap this up?
Stan! You gotta come downstairs and see the SAG-Aftra Awards. Oh don’t tell me that Rita Moreno is on the freaking television, cause I know she isn’t on the television,
No, "Jews." Lots of Jews.
It's him. It's the mountain man. He's found us.
- Who's Bonnie Bedelia? - Die Hard's wife.
That's right. They make me see colors and I'm keeping them.
What, just tell us what we need to do.
That's how she advertises herself?
Stan, enough. This day isn't about you and your lies.
Klaus, these girls don't look that desperate.
Stan, what are you doing?
Hurry up, Roger. Grey's Anatomy starts in just three minutes.
...and her last wish was to be at my wedding.
Well, I guess TV night's canceled.
Happily Ever After began with my plush Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas when I first got her from the Disney store. She asked me to read her a bedtime story. I think this "Happily Ever After" note is copied off of another book.
Powerful, powerful piece of cinema. Never saw it.
That's how she advertizes herself?
Childhood stolen from them, forced to grow up before they're ready.
You lied to us, Dad?
I know who it is Klaus. Stan, Steve, Rita’s here! Oh come on Francine, I wanna eat pizza in a minute!
- Gone, all gone. - What are we gonna do?
Stay away from us.
- What was that? - Mosquito.
Oh, wait, bear testicles. Yep, those are bear testicles. Man bear.
I asked Hayley if I could squeeze her boob.
Well? The winner is? Saorise Ronan, Lady Bird.
It worked for the garbage disposal...
I see what's going on here. He's clearly jealous of my shelf.
Don't you think I know that?
Brandeis. Reformed. Ashkenazi. Haven't seen the car.
Stop. No more, bear jokes, I give up.
He's like Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate.
Can't we just stay up here with Buckle?
The CIA initiated atomic-defense protocol.