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He's at Barrington with Brian and Quagmire.
2 x 3 x 7 x 23 = 978
Ensign Glen Quagmire. Welcome aboard. You picked a great day to get rescued.
If Lois finds out I'm ditching her, she'll hit me with a frying pan.
Sell baconator, buy nuggets
I hope he doesn't get you a gift at the last minute again.
Yeah, me too. From now on, this'll be our song.
Yeah... Hey, you ever go on the Internet?
I've never met a guy like you. You're so full of life.
I can't until you have a revelation. One of those things that changes your life.
Wait a minute. That's my revelation. I gotta pay more attention to my wife!
- What's Mom doing? - She's screwing up my six-two quinella.
I sure did, and I'm a fat idiot. What's your excuse, you big chicken?
You know who he took to the prom? His cousin!
Oh, crap. I don't have time for this. Listen, I'm late for an appointment.
- No, seriously. - Oh, that's great.
They're off!
You're trying too hard. She won't care what you wear.
- Hi. Can I take my tie off yet? - Oh, Peter, you look so wonderful.
The hell with this. I'm going home.
Heads up!
Aah! Aah! You bastard!
Aha! Hold my purse!
- I'm afraid I do. - We're being chased by ghosts!
I don't make monkeys, I train 'em.
All right, hit me with this. Didn't work.