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I said, "That's great." I'm really happy for you.
-Can you keep a secret? -I don't know.
Do you not know their names? We're over here all the time.
♪ Innies, outies, easties, westies ♪
[pants]
We're interested. We appreciate breasts.
Nips match lips. That's what my brothers always say. [laughs]
-and we know who we are. -You're a couple of ugly nerds!
How does it make you feel?
♪ My booty is a beauty ♪
[girls giggling]
Let's put aside for just a moment that you are our sex ed teacher.
I don't wanna go to that organic carrot farm. Argh!
-You ready for this, Nicolai? -I guess.
This might be controversial, but I'm gonna come out as pro boobs.
I read somewhere that no one likes their boobs.
I used to help book a live storytelling series.
It's hard in today's world. Everyone's on their screens
What is that? An undershirt?
-God, Jay. -Come on, Jessi.
-[Hormone] Maybe she's right. -Oh my goodness.
-What? Missy-- -Might as well admit it.
♪ Every belly flat or round ♪
The three of us can have a girl's day.
No, man. You're the man. Take a look around.
-Is she smart? Does she know who she is? -What?
Best friend? What a bleeping loser.
All right boys, let's-- Oh no!
that you can have sex without having a baby.
Look, I know that this must be tough for you. I get that.
-She does? -Yeah, we all do.
-I have huge jugs. -Jay!
Don't listen to her, Missy. I find your hope winning.
You look like an understuffed scarecrow in those Baby Gap overalls.
[laughs] Very funny.
-What? -Oh, Andrew.
I wanna be really body positive. It's just that--
You want to borrow the cardigan I carry around to cover my boners?
-I've spoken to her. -[sneezes]
-You're objectifying her. -Oh!
I bet they're on that website, Ugly Girls are Pretty Too.
'Cause of your two brothers who like '90s basketball?
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
Did your moms tell you that?
-That is weird, isn't it? -Yeah.
I've had sex. Everyone has.
Well that's the whole point, sweetie.
Wow! Thank you. [chuckles]
I think I've cheesed my jeans 11 times today,