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No, that's Janet's face. We don't talk about it, but that's her face.
-Here you go. -Now, don't get excited.
Look, I-I know she's a little unusual...
You know what? I think I prefer bowling with real balls.
No, you're just locking me up and keeping me in this one.
- I'm just saying... - Mm-hm.
Who wants to start to build history right before we're history?
That's tomorrow? I have my lunch!
In a very real way.
Everybody grab a seat in the dining room and I'll get us some wine.
Who wants a dead man driving?
You flunked three times. You need to wait a week to retake it.
You know what would cheer me up? Other people cheering me up.
Friday is bowling day.
And there's Uber now, and everyone delivers.
come back fresh and ready to play.
Don't start. They were my best friends.
No...
It's like living with an alcoholic Midwestern dad.
Hoagies? Really, Mom?
Oh, you mean not counting the time you jumped out of the car
I wasn't high when I took the test.
I lie down to close my eyes, and all I see is your hair.
Wait. Wait a minute. What Robert mess?
You know, they-they think I'm losing my memory.
Well, you get it.
You'll be back in plenty of time, man.
-I'd like to appeal these results. -Excuse me?
I'm trying to say I'm sorry. I'm trying to cheer you up.
You'll be my bus-girl. Meaning you'll ride the bus all week if you don't.
and it takes longer for things to sink in.
Well, maybe the puss face was for you.
That's a funny name to name a baby.
One should always leave the audience wanting more.
-To what? -We just want you to be safe.
-You bowled? In an alley? -Uh-huh.
If it's not hoagies, I've got an idea for an app.