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You're a baby. And astronaut training sucks complete ass. Literally.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to...
Well, thank God you did.
There is fuel. On Horizon.
Sterling. Archer.
yes beryh scarecicles? what do you want? i want the goji.
He just said "highly trained." And last time I checked...
But since you're on such an accelerated training schedule--
Because I won't-- I can't-- let anyone jeopardize the success of this mission.
Well within them. Malory.
Because I fear that one faction, led by radical nationalists, has mutinied.
I only mention it because I also happen to be single.
COMPUTER: Ignition.
Such mind-shattering awesomeness!
Is mutiny funny to you, Mr. Archer?
Six enemas is a luxury we can ill afford. Got it.
Lana, it's not a strip mall.
Because of our loyalty.
Son of a balls-snacking whore.
Now you've wasted half a day, so the other trainees are way ahead of you.
SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
Or lack thereof. Or whatever.
You idiot, just reset the--
You. Krieger.
Uh, can we expect a pharmacy?
We received another transmission from the Horizon. They can't wait.
But if we begin now, using the lessons learned aboard Space Station Horizon...
Six? Who knows? He put me under. Maybe 12.
MAN: Liftoff.
Transmission--