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...everyone congratulating you on your book, saying:
... Supreme Court, Judge Brad Morris...
Over the years, each of us would discover that Barney's elixir actually worked.
- You're the only one that says that. - Well, it's true.
- Okay, let's do this. - Bitch...
The only person who could possibly get Barney back on his feet is Barney.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] What you need is Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir.
TED: Even if that means lying once in a while.
We could kiss, we could not kiss.
- As your next commissioner... - State Supreme Court Judge.
But every story from your 20's starts in a bar.
Not unless it all somehow gets eaten in the 10 minutes before breakfast is over.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Say cheese. ALL: Cheese.
And what brilliant scientific mind did boozy old FDR...
[BABY CRYING]
I feel kind of bad that Ted and Marshall missed it.
You see, after drinking way too much the night before...
You're clearly ripping off the story of the Manhattan Project...
I wish we could help him out the way he helped us.
- No, I don't think so. - Exactly. Totally. Ha, ha.
Develop an elixir to cure the common hangover.
So where should we go?