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- And-- you know what I mean? - Uh, well,
But it's nothing that you really need to worry about.
I need a refill.
Nonstop. I think I'm gonna have to hire an assistant.
Okay, 'cause of the musical, I might be going to New York.
Really? Oh, like you're a paragon of tastes.
- I couldn't poop. - No, I know what constipation is.
I’m fuckin’ lampin’
Well, because I know her. She gave me a haircut.
It's not completely his fault, um, but--
- Anyway, I'm awfully sorry. - You know what? It's okay.
Let's just say her uncle fucked her.
What the-- that's so easy for you to say.
Get this-- my assistant, okay,
Boom. Boom.
Like, does he-- does he eat cereal?
It's like-- it's a cooking spray-- PAM.
This is a tragedy and you treated it like it was nothing to me.
Huh.
- Soaps On? - ...sustainable.
This whole thing's falling apart.
This, to me, is a tragedy.
Come on, I shot a porno constipated.
Look, you got a picture of Numa?
PURDY, PURDY, PURDY, PURDY GOOD
You got here ahead of me. I can't believe it.
And the thing about it is that
- Seriously? - Yeah. Seriously.
- Oh, Waze, okay. - Yeah, he doesn't like Waze.
and you ain't even gonna fucking tell me what the fuck it is?
( mocking ) "Oh. Oh, look at me, everybody.
if you wanted to look into the plumbing.
in his mouth all day long.
I've already talked to the "Kimmel" show.
I would know. I know things.
You're not groomy, she's not bridey.
♪ The medicine go down ♪
I was in a hot dog-eating contest constipated.
- Had you ever met him? - Yes. Yes, I did.
Or some exotic bird from Brazil
I'm doing Spanish, it sounds like.
- Five years. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm? - It's called, uh, "Fatwa!"
She's starting this new company called Soaps On
( chatter continues )
( music blaring )
Lampin'. Okay. All right. Is that--
So, guess what.
and he told me $75.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
look, you're a beautiful bride.
I go on the "Jimmy Kimmel" show and I apologize.
What do you mean?
- ( overlapping voices ) - And then it was offensive to me, obviously,
Hey, I saw wrong and tried to right it. That's all.
So, what have you been doing? You've been working at night on it?
- Tell her I said hi. - See ya.
and Numa's actually always wanted to be the groom,
- The groom, right? - You a goddamn groom.
Oh. Okay. Well, don't leave the door ajar.
It's a great name. You know, you don't know
( scoffs ) She's a lesbian.
- Why would she do something like that? - I don't know.
- I'm going this way. - No, no, I'm going this way.