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Shit, man, come on.
because it's just-- 'cause he thinks that I wouldn't want the door open.
And by the way, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
( stammering ) No, I just thought--
- I'm gonna go. - I'm gonna go, too.
about Robert Kennedy at his funeral.
That's-- that's impossible.
- ( door closes ) - Tell me that's what the fuck I think it is.
Oh, yeah, you need to do that.
- What are you doing? - What am I doing?
- Really? - Yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
( laughs ) You could-- you could raise money.
And it hasn't totally happened, I'm gonna be honest.
from the Ayatollah Khomeini.
Oh. Okay, but what about, um,
- Ah, you poor fucker. - ( buzzer blares )
Oh, no, no, no. Truth is I think we're better friends now
Well, there's a lack of empathy and compassion
You guys got some great slang, I gotta say.
- You know-- - How is it appropriate for you to have an opinion about this?
- What? - She was constipated.
What? Do what shit?
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
...you claim to have done something, but I'm sure you did.
she's got a limp and a cane.
What is this name, PAM?
It's a stupid idea. It's just a...
The Ayatollah himself is a bit of a close-talker.
and a tank top with my feet the fuck up.
- What? - I can't give her up.
Got to get another one? Lamping?
- Really? - "Can't you be excited?"
I begged you not to imitate the ayatollah.
There's a lack of everything.
- Yeah. - No.
- Oh, good. - ( phone ringing )
The middle-- the middle would've been over there.
- Oh, really? - Thank you for coming.
I did foist her on you.
I ran a 5k marathon constipated.
Well, you know, I'm gonna be going to New York to do the play.
And she's marrying her partner in a few weeks.
Hey.
( chuckles ) ...you know, like that.
It is ironic because I would've enjoyed the door being open for me.
This is one of those fields, like many, that isn't researched enough.
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- Hey, Ted! - How are you?