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- My dad walks me down the-- the thing. - Yeah, I know. Yeah.
- I just-- - What else? We're done. We're good.
Yeah. Luckily it was only two days.
- Hi. Excuse me. - Hey!
- Betty! - Hi, Susie! How's it going?
- Mm-hmm. - And now, I mean,
You know why I'm laughing? At the sadness of your entire existence.
...you know, I could use a haircut.
- It's the same thing. - What else about the ayatollah do you know?
Quick question. Um, what about friends of people that have fatwas?
A lot of my ladies know I live there already.
Do you want to get a celebratory drink or...?
...Larry David.
and by the way, Marty Short foisted her on me.
I did. I did really foist CSW MOD-Y On You.
- ( both shouting ) - What the fuck is wrong with you?!
- Out. - ( chuckles )
You know what's not Robert Kennedy-ish?
You don't know. You know, it comes on in a year or two.
There you go.
What are you doing? Don't take that.
- Yeah, thanks. I'll see you out there. - All right, see you out there.
I've written a musical for Broadway.
I just never thought that I'd be having a wedding.
went on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last night
You have the refill.
having his life ruined 'cause he got a fatwa, a death threat,
- You have to be careful. - Yeah, you gotta be careful.
And by the way, what the hell are you doing here anyway?
- This is Jimmy. - Good to be here, baby.
Leon: I'll see you later. Mm.
- An Afghan war vet. - Really?
( imitates parakeet ) And you-- you thought that was "Seinfeld."
In a way, it's like the way KFC
She also happens to be a lesbian.
LARRY DAVID: Is that so?
Larry David's office. What's up?
- Yeah. - Larry, I've seen everything on Broadway.
You go that way, I'll go this way.
has accused Larry David of blasphemy,
you can unload this limpy bitch onto.
Yes, it's a mathematical equation.
You're lamping?
No, I would want you here. Why wouldn't I want you here?
Half the population is constipated.
( imitates speaking Spanish ) Larry David!
- Why are you here? - I'll tell you why I'm here.
I got you a job with my friend,
I'll-- I'll convert! I'll become a Muslim!
- ( shouts ) Jeff! - You got a fucking fatwa!
- Yeah, but I wasn't excited in the least. - Oh, you weren't?
Larry fucking David!
Come here.
Fatwa! People don't wanna see that. They want uplifting.
I loved him. It was unconditional love.
in trapping a butterfly in a net...
And you know what? I could do it for you.
♪ Will move the job along ♪
he should still be sent to hell.
So, this is more of the kick-off,
Fucking Jimmy Kimmel foisted that bitch on you.