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Oh, Al.
NO, LAUNDRY -- L-A-U-N-D-R-Y.
CATS CAME TO MY HOUSE TODAY
VINCE WILLIAMS CALLED ME A DOODYHEAD.
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE LISTENING.
I'VE SEEN HIM WITH LIZ. THEY SEEM TO WORK.
LIVE AND LET LIVE.
MICHEL LIKES ME BETTER. JUST TALK!
SERIOUSLY, I WANT TO GIVE YOU AN OFFICIAL INVESTORS TOUR.
OH. NOW?
BUT, THEN, I'M SELFISH.
DON'T WAIT UP.
[ GASPS ] NO!
AND NOT COMPROMISED, STIFLING, SOUL-KILLING LOVE,
HOW TO TREAT YOUR DAMAGED PSYCHE WITH A LITTLE KINDNESS,
SAY THAT TO YOURSELF.
HE LOVED JUDY, BUT HE USED HIS LOVE AS A BARGAINING TOOL.
YOU NEVER CALL DURING THE DAY, LIKE YOU PROMISE YOU WILL.
I SWEAR -- EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF.
GOT THE GOOD CORNER, WITH A VIEW OF THE MOLD.
MICHEL, CURTAINS. TOM, BANISTER AND MUD-SINK VALVE.
* I WILL FOLLOW
AH, WE HAVE ACHIEVED CULINARY PERFECTION.
SO I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME.
THIS TAPE MUST END EVENTUALLY.
CHAPTER 7.
WHOSE FACE?
OH, IT WAS GOOD.
OH, WELL, SURE.
[ SIGHS ]
I TOLD HER I LOVED HER.
CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY WARNER BROS. TELEVISION
OH, CRAP. PRETEND YOU HAVE TO SEE HIM.
I KNEW THAT.
YOU DID? HOW?
WAIT UNTIL ONE OF THEM CRACKS.
WE'RE CAPPING IT AT THREE. FIVE.
COFFEE TO GO, PLEASE.
AND THE WHOLE THING ENDED WITH A "WHATEVER, DEAN."
WHEN I GET HOME.
I'LL BE DONE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
NO? OKAY, WHATEVER. THANKS.
SO A LAP IS JUST AN ILLUSION.
DONE. I'M VERY COMFORTABLE.
WE'LL WORK ON A NAME.
A GUY COMES IN WITH A STOMACHACHE,
PROPAGANDA CAN DO THAT.
ALL THIS SAD TALK IS PUTTING A DAMPER ON MY STRESSING.
YOU EVER BEEN TO A RENAISSANCE WEDDING?
OHH.
YOU'RE WONDERFUL COMPANY.
I'M STARVING.
HOW DO YOU DO IT? GO BROKE?
OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE GOT A BUSY DAY AHEAD OF YOU,
SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
IN FACT, IN MY MIND, I AM HUGGING YOU,
WHO THOUGHT EXPRESSING INTIMACY WAS A FAVOR TO HIS PARTNER,
WHY WEREN'T YOU COMING -- BECAUSE OF ME?
WHOA. THE WAY HIS MIND WORKS.
OR BEFORE THEN.
YOU WERE CONFUSED ON THE LAST POINT HE MADE.
JACKSON, I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS,
I GOTTA GO.
THAT I WAS GONNA TAKE IT.
THEY SAY PRETTY WOMEN USUALLY AREN'T FUNNY
TERRIFIC. SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND.
WE'RE TOO STRESSED OUT. WE'RE NOT HAVING FUN.
[ GASPS ]
BUT EXPRESSIONS OF INTIMACY
MINE NEITHER. THIS IS FOR THE GUYS.
YOU OWE ME.
NOTHING.
I CAN'T!
YOU'RE NOT SO OLD.
AN ANVIL COULD HIT YOU ON THE HEAD TOMORROW,
TO WARD OFF MOMENTS OF LONELINESS?
WE SLEPT WITH THE ZUCCHINI.
I WANT TO GO OUT WITH MY HUSBAND.
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
IT'S GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A RIDE.
SHE PUT NO THOUGHT INTO IT, AND IT WAS MUFFLED,
THANK YOU.
BUT IT'S GONE WHEN YOU STAND, SO WHERE DOES IT GO?
TO DISCUSS SOMETHING SERIOUS, DOESN'T IT?
ME, HILLARY, MARTHA -- THE SECOND WE MAKE A SQUEAK,
I AM LISTENING TO THIS TAPE.
DO YOU KNOW THAT IF THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF CHINA WALKED BY,
LIVING IN A HOTEL.