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I'M FINE.
I HEARD THE WATER PRESSURE SUCKS IN ROOMS 10, 12, AND 15.
THESE DAYS, THERE'S NOTHING I'D RATHER DO IN THE WORLD
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I CAN FIX IT.
YOU'RE PUSHING US ONTO THE FAINTING COUCH.
YOU SAID TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
I'M GONNA GO SAY GOODBYE TO SOOKIE.
AND WE ALL WIN.
LIAR!
I DON'T WANT YOU TELLING HER EITHER.
I MEAN, HEY, I GOT YOU THERE, RIGHT?
SO I RUSHED HIM HERE TO THIS CHOP SHOP
TRUST ME, MY FRIEND -- IT WILL GET EASIER,
EXCEPT THE ONE I WANT.
AND SAVED IT FOR WHEN WE COULD WATCH IT TOGETHER,
GOD, LINDSAY!
IT WOULD HUMILIATE THEM IF THEY KNEW
THEY'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BECOME A CRAZY CAT LADY.
THEY'RE NOT EVEN EASING ME INTO THIS, THOSE BASTARDS.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO SHARE THE NEWS WITH?
HEY, NICE PLACE. YOU PUT THOSE HOLES THERE YOURSELF?
HEY, TODD.
THAT'S GOOD, TOO. [ CHUCKLES ]
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S OKAY.
LORELAI, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SHEL SAUSMAN.
THEY CAN'T WAIT TO BE SOUP.
HEY.
HE PROBABLY DIDN'T ROLLICK WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER EITHER.
MOM CALLED.
TO DROP SOMETHING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WE NEED MONEY! YOU KNOW THAT, LINDSAY!
I'M A MESSENGER. I GOTTA GO.
YES?
IS IT SERIOUS?
I'LL BET IT WAS HARD. I'LL BET YOU FELT RIDICULOUS.
...YOU'RE A ROAD IN NEED OF SOME REPAIR.
[ SIGHS ]
THE PLACE IS GREAT.
I'M STILL HERE.
IT'S REALLY NICE MEETING YOU.
YOUR MOTHER'S GETTING MARRIED, AND YOU'RE NOT COMING.
WHAT HAPPENED?
HOLD ON.
CALM DOWN, TAKE A SEAT, AND LET US CONTINUE OUR WORK.
AND FEEL LIKE A BIG STEAMING MOUND OF CRAP
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN NEW THINGS --
I TOOK IT VERY PERSONALLY.
YOU TOLD ME I HAD TO.
DON'T ADD STUFF FROM YOUR TO-DO LIST TO MY TO-DO LIST.
YOU HAVE TO LOWER YOUR VOICE.
WHATEVER, DEAN.
TO THE ZUCCHINI PATCH.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
AND THE OTHERS GET TO PICK FOR THE PERSON,
THAT IS THE KEY.
I'M GOING FIRST.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE WAY HE WAS STARING AT THE CEILING,
COME ON.
AND NO ONE'S BROUGHT HIM A MOISTENED TOWEL.
YOU SAID IT, BROTHER, MY BROTHER.
YOU'RE FUNNY. SHE'S FUNNY.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH, AND SHE WANTED TO GO OUT,
I NEED COFFEE.
NO, IT CANNOT.
WELL, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO HIM.
BECAUSE THEY KNOW I'M A LOSER AND I'M DESTINED TO BE ALONE.
Olá Oi
HE WON'T LET ME TOUCH THE BANISTER EITHER.
DID YOU GET YOUR TOWEL?
WHO THE HELL IS JUDY?
I'M NOT GONNA KIBITZ.
TOUGH GUY, HUH?
IT'S NEVER GONNA GET DONE. IT WILL GET DONE.
OH, MY GOD.
[ SIGHS ]
WHEN I ONLY MANAGED TO LINE ONE OF MY EYES?
OH, I COULD USE A LITTLE BREAK.