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You would like to vomit?
It's a long story, but he-he just wants to say good-bye.
No, you're me.
but you don't got to be a slut about it, you know?
My toilet's worth $14,000.
Welp, sure hope you figure that out.
Loading joke.
Sweetie, sweetie, don't bother that nice gentleman.
Uh, scenic route, sir?
What?
I do not understand your command.
Pedal faster! That way!
What's the problem here?
If you buried it now, it'd probably claw itself out of the grave
谢谢爸爸
at the same time.
- Mmm. Oh. - If it's good enough for him.
Warming seat.
Oh, my God, we did.
Oh, my.
Hello, Gene.
You know jokes?
Wow, you really listen.
I don't know, Lin, I mean, I drove, or maybe you drove.
I tried.
And a Sagittarius.
and take Linda and my suit out to a nice dinner.
Playing artist Wings.
Who's the Queen of the... wait a second!
Where are they?
What? We'll take a snatchy.
Well, you said "snatchy."
That's not your suit.
Your sign says restrooms are for customers only,
Last night on the street, this homeless guy saluted me.
♪ Whatever will be will be
We don't have much time!
N-N-N-N-No.
Can people just have another baby?
Huh, that suit looks just like one my dad had.
I will.
Huh.
I would've been a great dad.