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I'm a perfect Jesus! Look!
But Christian leaders around the world saw you on TV,
and he confirmed that my vision is getting worse.
Are there people here?
Leave me alone, baby!
Sure, people do it all the time.
Only they can kill the son of Satan.
But I got something even better.
Are they okay?
How do I put this?
Maybe they'll tell us where he came from.
Okay.
I have grandchildren?!
My HDL was also high, but that's good.
Oh, my God, I can't believe it!
and became Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Good lord!
You want Roland Chang.
are down in the catacombs. We have to...
But... you picked the name "Nemo."
Look at any crucifix.
But some of my best tagging.
while shouting anti-jesuslurs.
Okay, these are the catacombs.
suddenly attacked the church volunteer portraying Jesus.
Oh my god. Where’s Lightning McQueen?
Nemo! Oh, I didn't know you were...
From baby Jesus to awkward teenager Jesus
It says six-six-six.
Stan, meet me out front!
Jesus is always shredded.
When the rapture comes!
And the day before I had my cholesterol checked.