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but Lincoln gave me the wrong Gettysburg Address.
- Don't whisper. I don't have a hangover. - It's a Christmas miracle.
- Hi, Peter. - Hi, I'm Prancer.
Ow! Ow! Titty-twister! Ow! Hurts!
Megan, Santa would think it terribly naughty of me not to fulfil my obligation to Mother.
How dare he say such blasphemy! I've gotta do something!
- I don't want to have to come in there. - I don't want to have to come in there!
I almost caught him last year. But he's magic!
It was just a dream. I needn't fear this Santa.
I... AM... GOING... TO... KILL. FOR... YOU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
You!
Every year, I look up at that star
They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter",
Anyhoo, the perennial dictum is to spread goodwill towards all men.
But does anyone take responsibility and make it happen? No!
You're gonna take back donated gifts on Christmas Eve?
No paper towels? Aaaaagh!
Joe had his accident at Christmastime.
- The pageant means so much to her. - Where do you think she is?
Clarence, I wanna live again! I wanna live again!
So cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn presents,
Kill 'em.
I-I-I changed my mind.
Gold? I thought we agreed on a $5 limit here.
I am a bit irritated that I have to shop again. But at least some good came out of it.
I just want this family to have a perfect Christmas.
Now you go relax while I make my little Christmas angel a big stack of pancakes.
- And to think I was nice! - You got another one, dude.
No, paper, towels? Aaaaagh!
That's it? Fish food? That's your ace in the hole?
This is a night for magic and wonder and joy.