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Who the hell knows when that will be?
So I Can Drink Beer And Watch TV? Because Kiss Saves Christmas Is On.
Great time last night. Don't worry. We'll get Lois down.
Shh. Dad's awake.
and I've already had four eggnogs, so I guess you're it.
Kids, why don't you take Stewie to see Santa?
Come on, honey. It's the only thing I've asked you to do. Please?
"How does his pee per work mommy?" "Got news for you Becky. Not so well!"
Doesn't get much gayer than this.
Ho, ho, ho. And what can I bring you this year?
"But where are those good old-fashioned values
- To the Kisscopter! - Yay!
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
It's my sexbox! And her name is Sony.
and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Oh, someone's being naughty, not nice.
and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to hell!
so you have to compress your body to the size of a sponge
So, You Can Drink Beer And Watch TV. Because Kiss Saves Christmas Is On.
See? I'm just barking in the dark. No one here but me.
Constant surveillance of every child on Earth? Impossible!
Stewie, honey, time for bed. You have a big day tomorrow, Baby Jesus.
Dammit, Peter!
Turkey!
Trust him. He's seen every Christmas special ever made.
I told you we should've left cookies for Santa.