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Just because I cut you off?
You trying to get us killed?
If you don't start giving me the phone, I'm liable to sing you Mozart's Lullaby, while playing the guitar, and prevent you from showing up at the concert. Go on. But he's calling you to get back in the car.
the pick of the runts! Right?
Get it out from under the pedals, Lin!
Don’t just sit and take it. Stick it to the man!!!
Not everyone got 'em. Bye!
It says it takes 25 minutes to make
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Shouldn't you be decorating
I’m shorry. Wrong answer! You should be ashamed of yourself for enjoying that.
yes marley and pippa are dead there's no way in hell gayle's resurrecting those idiotic mutts is there? no there isn't no way in hell.
Smoke on your pipe and put that in. Hey, what’s going on here?
Can we just talk this out?
Tina plays the piano in jazz band. I play the trombone. And Gene plays the trumpet. All 3 of you are in jazz band, and not just Tina?
Bobby, did you get the Christmas card? Not yet. Can't wait.
Bobby, we got to get out of here!
Yeah, you do this like...
Hey, come here.
bob, jack in the box is trying to cockblock us!
♪ Silent
Are you kidding me Gene? He killed a 12-year-old? James Woods is a big jerk! How did she drown in the ocean? I played Teatherball with Natalie, and then Woods shot her with a sniper rifle. And then she tumbled off a cliff and into the ocean.
Wow! Peanut is kind of a prankster. Who’s in that one? Jewel Sparkles!
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It’s Moreno! Moreno!
Let’s say goodbye to everyone and then we’re leaving. Alright.
you guys excited to decorate the tree?
It's a snowy day outside Yup.
I can't believe Roberta knows all the words to "I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together" already. She even sang it at her 8th grade graduation. That's cute. Now I really wanna get home! I don't even care if she did the ear pull at the end or not!
Hey, no one's called in for this one tonight,
Oh, give me the phone!
Hey! What? I'm doing Carly Rae Jepsen's version of "Part of Your World."
That's all, Teddy. Ooh. Uh...
Damn it, Gene! Fuck it, Gene!
Louise ran to the car, then I ran to catch up with her and I also saw James Woods walking to Priscila, causing her to faint. Mom called me to get in the car so we can go to the concert. Then We were about ready to go to Tina’s jazz band concert. Then Gene got out of the car to hide James Woods in Tina’s closet so you won’t see him dead when we get home.
"To reach milk,
Well, we just need you to turn off the oven.
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hey maria eat my dick
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It’s the day after Thanksgiving, Lin
there's Christmas music on the radio.
Sirius-X-M, Holly. Oh, Linda, not Sheryl Crow!!!!
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She's just hearing your voice all along with Aladdin's voice. That'll be before i sing Jasmine's part and you hear my voice.
That trucker is driving like a lunatic.
Oh, everybody, look at the tree.
Okay, let's go through this again.
I had to go to my jazz band concert, so Gene ran and bumped into Priscilla, causing her to pass out. Then, I carefully laid her on the couch and ran to catch up to everyone else.
warm, comfortable home?
This would be incredible if he moved. Like the time Gayle and I were kids, and Rita Moreno won Best Supporting Actress for West Side Story, one of our favorite movies. The nominees for Best Performance by an Actress in the Supporting Role are Fay Baker in The Children’s Hour.
I don't do that. Mmm, agree to disagree.
You're gonna let this guy hit you?
But I can’t regret what I did for... Crap! Truck!
Officer, you just gotta listen to me!
on November 1!
Num num num num num.
dehydrated and covered in tinsel.
But, I pointed out there were fingerprints. He couldn’t just leave it in there. I had to use the toilet. But before I ran to the bathroom, I went into the dining room and gave the knife to Louise.
Do your girl scream. What girl scream?
My, my... another party to which I wasn't invited. Maleficent! Oh great one, if we had known you would come, we would have invited you for sure.
..What happened?
But at that moment, Muriel walked in and caught me in the act. It wasn’t her fault, poor thing, but she had to die. So I stabbed her. And she screamed. Gene had to leave the knife in her because it was time for us to do homework. So I wiped off the fingerprints and ran downstairs,
Then, it was time to go to my jazz band concert. Gene found a knife from the dishwasher and saw James Woods walking upstairs. Then he stabbed him. Then he planted the knife in Louise’s bag. I ran upstairs and hid him in Tina’s closet so you won’t see him dead when we get home. Mom calls me and Louise to get in the car to go to the concert.
All right.
No, just the stomach.
Yay! Christmas miracle!
Rita Moreno in West Side Story. She did it Gayle! She did it!
Hello?
Fish Hooks
I have a plan... let's all get out of the car
If you can...
Oh, snap! Louise, stop.
Hey, Gary. Bob. You're pretty strong.
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Never mind. Good talking to you.
Um... I would like to report a crime.
Why is it you always...
Louise ran to the car, then I ran to catch up with her and I also saw James Woods walking to Priscila, causing her to faint. Also, Mom called me to get in the car with her so we can go to the concert. After that, we were about ready to go to Tina’s jazz band concert. And then Gene got out of the car to hide James Woods in Tina’s closet so you won’t see him dead when we get home from the concert.
helping Louise beat up Santa.
I'm about to bang your ass!
Come on, let's go home!
Let's order one!
BEA: (Screaming) Uh-oh! I'm about to lose my appetite! (Gags) (Vomits) OSCAR: Well, Milo. I guess Bea hates roller coasters. OSCAR: Since Bea was mad at me because I cheated on- (Vomits) Ugh. Sorry, I was just flirting with you.
We're stuck.
Before I went to lunch, Rita yawned as she woke up after fainting. I was so pleased to see Rita get better and regain consciousness after fainting for a while.
It was "Firework". You don't know "Firework"? Won't you take it from me? Our song starts with J. What is it?
Do you want to maybe write that down
Oh great, Sheryl Crow again. It's almost Christmas. It's almost Christmas, almost Christmas Day.