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And everyone's a Justin Beiber wannabe!
or T.M.I.
What's a penis?
# roostersync
We've had enough!
You just did that to everybody in class!
* It's electric and magical *
Hang on, he's comin' back out.
than what the school said.
Uh, the penis is the thing we're talking about
No, I don't have a criminal record!
"Its flaccid girth is one inch in diameter.
Those weren't our dick sizes?
- Not me. - Nah, mah shit be packin', mah.
I must inquire, as to ensure the most professional therapy, Do you possess jelly in your digestive area, you rather small, overweight, good for nothing child?
What 14-year-old girl? Carol, I would nev-
Please, I'm just saying how amazing you are
Skeletor's real?
and I'm an actual doctor
Power to the people! Burn Emmet Brickowski down!
They wanna measure my wiener? Fine!
Look,
Well, the school put the sizes of all our penises
that all that's important
No, dude, fuck you! We're burnin' this shit!
Yeah, dude, they aren't gonna give us what we want.
I'll have you know that my penis is 1.2 inches
I don't care if Obama is president!
- Huh! Huh! - Aah!
Well, Eric, because I know you want
* Woo-hoo! Come on! *
we are always talking about, Eric.
since their physical last year.
You saying I got problems like these fucking people?
Yo, let's cap these bitches, mah.
This is the last fucking straw!
* Because America is back *
Sweetie, come on, put down the-
and fascist lies, media control, and-
It isn't true! It isn't true!
in more constructive ways, Randy.