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Hey Shea...
The man puts his penis, okay,
I'll have you know that my penis
the truth is, it doesn't really matter.
it means they have a very, very, very, very small dick.
into the woman's vagina.
Scrawny-ass sissies!
The T.M.I. Equation is true solid science,
moms to stop trippin, and fuck Kyle.
No, not this time!
You remember the school physical we all took last week?
Any questions so far?
Eric Cartman to the principal's office
Randy's adjusted penis size, or T.M. I,
Yeah, we wanna see Obama's real birth certificate!
I told you the students would be interested
* Yeah! *
No, no! I'm not saying that at all.
from 6 inches to 1.5 inches.
My wife thinks my penis is perfectly fine!
We have exactly 12 days before the oil is gone,
And what makes you angriest, Chase?
Gretchen, could you play Wayne D's mom for us.
Anyone with a T.M.I. Of over 1.5 inches
and they live to make us miserable!
I wanna go and drive a Hummer.
we want that Surgeon General to step down!
Because they don't fucking care!
* The winds of change are blowin' *
* America is back *
All right, next.
from the Surgeon General.
Why did you measure our penis sizes
I'm startin'... - I'm startin' to feel angry!
is rallying to take down America!
What we finally get is the adjusted penis size,
"Its angle is 32 degrees.
but he's not all bad.
How does the school let things like this happen?
Are you talking about the numbers
Is the team standing by to fuck that little boy Kyle?
- You're darn right, Eric. - For what?
We didn't!