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L-- Oh, my God, totally, yes!
This stupid building is a tinderbox and I will burn it to the ground.
...and zero reasons not to.
...that fly 1000 meters, or one klick, a second...
Aah! What the hell?! Damn guy. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I get the woman. Called it! Boom!
My problem is I don't want a thousand steel balls to shred my genitals.
So shut your dickholes, get your gear, shut up again, and start walking.
Sorry, I gotta get back to Earth before the Stargate closes.
Well, what if I told you I had a way to beat any drug test in the world?
End of discussion. And since this meeting is for field agents only...
Step 1: Trim Trim Trim. Step 2: Clean Look. Step 3: Place to Relax. Tame his hair and swap the mechanic outfit with something stylish and casual. Remove work equipment from the garage and give him an area to hang out with friends.
Heh-heh-heh. Yes, they are ridiculous, no?
Which I can't even do, y'all.
I'm sorry, it's just... I've been trying to build my dream restaurant, but nothing is going according to my plan. I've been a head chef for years, but owning a restaurant is much more stressful! And that's why we're here! Your sous chef, Jeannie, nominated you!
If you want, I can watch while you masturbate.
...a.k.a. the world's most deadliest predators.
What was I saying? Oh, yes, unparalleled--
Oh, just dinner, of course. You know, we already ate. But that lack of visitors is the reason why we're here. We heard you love having people over to watch movies, but lately people have been too... scared to come over.
And you're under arrest, albeit extra-judicially.
Oh. Well, I was hoping you guys could come up with something.
We split the difference, of course.
Well, that can be arranged. Lana?
No! Yes, you can.
Uh... All right, since you called it.
Yeah, well, here's shit in your eye.
Every time. Your big, fat mouth gets us caught every time.
Oh, come on! That's more than the drugs!
Here, maybe this will help.
Okay, let's hunt some humans.
Archer. And then it came to me.
I call them groovy bears.
Since when are we bounty hunters?
You just leave that to me, amigo.
CYRIL: Then they brought me here. I bluffed my way through the rest.