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And hopefully an infusion of much-needed capital.
Uh, okay. We have to assume Archer's heading back to the LZ too...
Excellent. But of course I was joking.
Being able to scare people is a rare talent. Greta!!
I know, but that's just lame. Cyril.
Which is?
So, um, how'd that go?
Unh! Oh, man, right in my new pants.
The floor is lava! The floor is lava!
This is Romén Calzado, the notorious Colombian drug lord.
Go, go, go!
Where are you going?
CYRIL: Seriously. Thanks, ghost of Teddy Roosevelt.
...I'd have eight nickels.
Holy shit snacks! We’re on camera! Hi everyone, it is Cyril’s birthday. So, I’m gonna sing “Happy Birthday”, and I’m gonna bring a cake to Cyril.
What? Yes, obviously I heard what you said.
It figuratively kills me to say this, Cyril, but yeah, you did.
It's caca.
Oh, my God! I'm gonna die in a toilet stall, just like the gypsy said.
Right? How scary would that be?
Make me, cabrón.
Of course. No one is going to rape you. What is wrong with you?
But he got murdered.
I call it Krieger-Kleanse. It's an herbal tea, all-natural...
Jai alai? Us!
LANA: Archer, I swear to God, if you don't shut up--