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ANOTHER MILE OR TWO.
HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR HEARTS?
BE CAREFUL, HANK.
THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.
BUT YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
THOSE ATTACK DOGS WILL ATTACK YOU TO SHREDS.
JUST DO NOT EXPECT ME TO BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.
I KNOW THAT.
BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I WAS RAISED--
G'IH! G'IH!
( clears throat )
YOU WERE AN UNTRAINED, UNTESTED NO-HAT.
I PUT THOSE ON HER.
THIS HAT'S MY LICENSE.
YEAH, I REMEMBER.
SIR, THIS IS ABOUT MY LADY BIRD.
YEARS OF CHRONIC TENSION HAVE ONLY MADE IT WORSE.
TO THESE OTHER GUYS?
I'LL BREED HER ONE OF THESE DAYS.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
( car engine starting )
TOLD YOU, HANK; LONDON AND FRANCE.
CHILDLESS AND LONELY
MORE SPAGHETTI-OS?
WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING ALL THE CASES
IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
ASK YOUR QUESTION.
MOM AND DAD BROUGHT HER HOME FOR ME
I'LL TELL YOU, BOBBY
"AT 27 WHISTLER TERRACE
( chuckling )
DANG IF HE DIDN'T KEEP GOING
AND I THINK SHE'S IN A FAMILY WAY.
NO.
THE PRACTICAL JOKES, NOT SO MUCH.