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We're in a fight but ultimately we're still friends, right?
-Click the mouse. -Okay. Here goes.
-No, we all know it's okay to be gay. -Do we?
"Probably gay"? What does that even mean?
You mean Nick Starr, the host of "Countdown to Money"?
but it was the right thing to do. Does that make sense?
Did you know any gay people when you were alive?
-No, it's a fish. -Yeah, no, no, I know that now.
Man, you boys having a lot of problems this week, huh?
It's a gay test.
[pattering]
Aw, Atlanta Claus, you gotta help me find a dying Mylar balloon that says "Wow."
Oh, death is so profoundly sad.
And thanks again.
Oh, my God! [thumps]
-I'm not gay. -Oh!
Aw, don't worry about it, Nick. Opinions are like assholes--
That. That, too. You're weirdly formal,
Ooh, how'd you break up with Jessi? Did you make her cry?
Okay, fine. We'll take the high road. We'll just say she's a lesbo.
Definitely watch gay porn.
Tomorrow, an exclusive interview with Patient Zero in our pinkeye epidemic.
[all gasp]
-Hey. -Hi.
Ugh! That was positively painful, my pretty little pupusa.
-[growls] -Hyah!
-Of course it does. You know that. -Okay, here's what I will say--
How's it supposed to feel?
Good kid. Thinks he might be a homosexual.
-No, I don't want to zoom. -Yes! Yes!
[Hormone Monster] Now tell me-- number one, or number two?
Okay, okay, how about this-- we'll say Jessi puts peanut butter on her dog's dick
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia?
[laughing]
I've got morning wood... to chop.