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Okay, so, normally right about now I'd watch the Mets game.
-♪ Hooray! ♪ -♪ Oh, shanté! ♪
Oh, hello, Nick. Did you bring a phone book to sit on?
♪ I'm here, I'm queer, get used to me ♪
-I'm not allowed refined sugar. -Uh, thanks. I'm all set.
-What's up, jerk? -Hey, Jessi,
[announcer] The pecs...
I love that. That's what this is missing, right? Being friends.
♪ Be a bright and shining rainbow ♪
and Justice Antonin Scalia.
And, hey, is-- that's a bad thing, right?
Please stop quoting your dad's divorce lawyer commercials.
-Number one, number two? -[Andrew] Can I see number one again?
Being gay can be bloody brilliant.
Now let's mosey.
I was just spitballin'. Poof!
Angry Birds
-Purse Dog? -"Mr. Teddy Graham."
There's a Metro North conductor who's good.
Oh, my God, poor Andrew.
-Well, it was mutual. -No, no, no.
[music playing]
-Is there a difference? -I'll rip that little bitch to shreds.
Like, remember when I saw that particularly plump tomato?
Nick and Jessi.
-It'd be a nightmare. -Why?
All right, loading.
[contestants chanting] "Countdown to Money with Nick Starr!"
What's up, my man? You page me? Who we hard for?
So mysterious. I get such a kick out of this kid.
No. Guys, nobody dumped anyone. We're still going out. We're just friends.
Did she say just be friends or "just be friends"?
it felt like I was chewing on two lukewarm hot dogs.
and now I'm really excited about it.
He's right, it's Nick. It's always been Nick.
Okay, that's crazy, all right?
Shall we go to the movie?
What? Of course we do. What about my mom and, like, whores?
Everyone wants to know who broke up with who,