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No. That's impossible.
running for president named Barack Obama?
Oh, I knew it was gonna end badly. I told them.
"I look forward to sharing this historic day with you.
Just what the hell is going on here?
REAL NIGGAS DON'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
"Office of the president-elect?"
He is such a wonderful, wonderful man.
No, I got it from the guy at the car wash,
How?
* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
Like, having tighter clothes
Plus, that greasy nigga is really fast.
and try to crown Obama with a brick, but who am I fooling?
to radical leftist figures to make him appear un-American.
but mostly me, struggled for. Sacrificed for, you can say,
Operation Exodus.
What are the three branches of government?
Oh, them bricks ain't mine.
You can sit on your ass all day and hope.
to comprehend the incident.
No, I think...
Think about it. If you was a bitch, right,
I never said that... Why ain't you like Barack Obama?
the Federal Reserve and all that bullshit.
You can't do this to me! I'm a Civil Rights legend!
What's going on? I'm going to the inauguration.
we gotta change ourselves first.
while in no way threatening
Like, from now on, I'm calling all my niggas "Obamas."
and the government is lying about 9/11.
Well, I mean, it's no secret
We're just gonna drive to Canada
* Dick-riding for America Dick-riding for Iraq *
Ain't that a surprise.
so we only had one and I let her have it.
I started looking into his political positions and his...
The American press struggles
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
* Obama, Obama *
* Dick-riding for tomorrow *
not our friend list.
"Please find enclosed two VIP tickets to the inauguration,