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(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
I've heard all the stories.
(ALL AGREEING)
So Raoul gave me a job at his pet store, but I still needed money.
It was a time when women would stand topless,
We were having a nice time.
She totally betrayed me!
I promise, I'II take it to the grave. But, oh, my God, Lois, that's hilarious!
Well, you never see a gray-haired one.
Or pollinated smog, or...
-What? -There's been a change!
(LOIS LAUGHING OBNOXIOUSLY)
NARRATOR: We now return to EIIen Only Talks When Her Guest Is Talking.
-BIess you. Have a wonderful day. -Thank you, Father.
(SIGHS)
Well, I mean, you'd either say, "You made porn," or "You made a porno."
(WE GO TOGETHERPLAYING)
No, no. Not one one and two fives. Two ones.
Oh. Hello, Lois.
You know, I accidentally almost put a cashmere sweater in there.
You know, it's my first anchoring job, and I'm trying to make a good impression.
OHMYGOD!
All I want to do is help people.
Half of them don't even move, the other half just blink.
people used to make all those jokes about how Ryan Seacrest was gay?
Give me that belly!
Oh, no, that movie's Iong gone. Like the original ending to Grease.
(LOIS LAUGHING OBNOXIOUSLY)
And if she did, I know that Jesus would have forgiven her.
And his only wish is to one day become a famous heart surgeon.
to our neighborhood.
-(COUGHS) Skank. -(COUGHS) I'm actually sick.
and that doesn't give you any reason to humiliate me Iike this.
For the Iast time, Brian, there's no Iink to it anywhere online.